“Twin Sitters 1994” is a slapstick comedy about two bodybuilders who become babysitters for twin boys. The brothers bring their muscular charm and absurd antics to the job, transforming into unlikely protectors of the mischievous twins. Along the way, they face off against gangsters and corrupt businessmen in a series of ridiculous hijinks. Think “Arnold Schwarzenegger meets Home Alone.”
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Review
The Puzzling Psychology Behind “Twin Sitters”
What motivates people to watch a movie like “Twin Sitters”? Is it the absurdity of the plot, the charm of the cast, or the curiosity of seeing how lowbrow comedy can go? Or is it something else entirely, a hidden force that drives our minds and hearts to seek out and enjoy certain forms of entertainment?
As a behavioral scientist, I’m intrigued by these questions, and I propose to take a closer look at “Twin Sitters”, a 1994 film directed by John Paragon and starring Peter Paul and David Paul (aka the Barbarian Brothers) as twin bodybuilders who become babysitters for two mischievous kids. By analyzing various aspects of the movie through the lens of social science, I hope to shed light on why some films become cult classics despite their flaws.
First off, let’s examine the storyline of “Twin Sitters”. According to IMDb, it goes like this: “The Barbarian Brothers are hired to escort young girls back to their father’s hacienda after they’ve been kidnapped by Manuel Santana, a Mexican drug lord who wants Jack Daniels (the father) to return his shipment of illegal drugs he confiscated. Along the way, they encounter death traps set by Manuel’s henchmen.” Wait, what? That doesn’t sound anything like babysitting! Well, apparently there are two versions of this movie: the US version (which I assume is more family-friendly) and the international version (which I assume is more violent). Let’s focus on the former for now.
The plot starts with twins Jules and Julius Benedict (played by Peter Paul and David Paul), who are aspiring bodybuilders down on their luck. They get evicted from their gym for not paying rent and end up sleeping in their car. By chance or fate or script contrivance, they meet two cute but troublesome girls, Lisa and Carrie Morrison (played by Christian and Joseph Cousins), who ask them to take care of them while their father is away. The twins reluctantly agree, not realizing that the girls are actually being targeted by a dangerous drug lord named Manuel Santana (played by René EnrÃquez). In order to protect the girls and save themselves from harm, Jules and Julius use their muscles and wits to fight off Santana’s goons and rescue the damsels in distress. Along the way, they also find time to flirt with a sassy aerobics instructor (played by Cyndi Pass) and perform some cheesy songs and dances.
Now, you may be asking yourself: why would anyone make such a silly movie? Good question. The answer may lie in the social context of the time. “Twin Sitters” came out in 1994, which was a transitional period for Hollywood comedies. The previous decade had seen a rise of raunchy R-rated comedies like “Animal House”, “Caddyshack”, “Stripes”, “Ghostbusters”, and “Beverly Hills Cop”. These movies often featured rebellious characters who challenged authority, celebrated hedonism, mocked conventions, or all of the above. They were also profitable, as they appealed to young adults who wanted to laugh at irreverent humor that pushed boundaries.
However, as the 1990s progressed, Hollywood executives became more risk-averse and less interested in producing R-rated comedies due to concerns about box office returns and public backlash. Instead, they sought safer options that could appeal to wider audiences without offending them too much or requiring much thought or imagination. Enter PG-13 comedies like “Home Alone”, “Mrs. Doubtfire”, “Jumanji”, “Ace Ventura”, and yes, “Twin Sitters”. These films often featured juvenile humor, slapstick violence, predictable plots, and sentimental messages that aimed to please both kids and adults. They were also less expensive to make than their R-rated counterparts, as they could avoid explicit sex, nudity, profanity, or gore.
So in a way, “Twin Sitters” was a product of its time, a compromise between the edginess of the past and the blandness of the present. It tried to combine the physical comedy of Laurel and Hardy with the musclebound aesthetics of Arnold Schwarzenegger, while also parodying action movies and family sitcoms. It used recurring gags like Jules and Julius flexing their biceps or being mistaken for each other by the girls. It had scenes of them bungee jumping off a bridge or driving a car through a mall or shooting watermelons with a machine gun. And it had moments of sentimentality where they confessed their insecurities about their future or their feelings for Lisa and Carrie.
Whether this hybrid approach worked or not is up for debate. Some people found “Twin Sitters” hilarious and charming, while others found it dumb and cringe-worthy. Let’s take a closer look at some of the factors that may have influenced these opinions.
Firstly, there’s the cast. Peter Paul and David Paul were not exactly well-known actors before “Twin Sitters”, but they were famous in bodybuilding circles for winning titles like Mr. World and Mr. Olympia in 1983. They had also appeared in other low-budget films like “The Barbarians” (1987) and “Double Trouble” (1992), where they played similar roles as brawny heroes who foil evil plans with goofy humor. Their physical presence was certainly impressive, as they towered over most people on screen and ripped off their shirts frequently to display their bulging muscles (which some viewers may find attractive). However, their acting skills were limited, as they often spoke in monotone voices and relied on exaggerated gestures and facial expressions to convey emotions. Their chemistry with the child actors was hit or miss, as they sometimes came across as too aggressive or patronizing. But at least they seemed to have fun with their roles and didn’t take themselves too seriously.
On the other hand, the child actors were arguably more annoying than endearing. Christian and Joseph Cousins were real-life twins who had appeared in other movies and TV shows like “Kindergarten Cop” and “Full House”, where they played cute but precocious kids who got into trouble. In “Twin Sitters”, they played similar roles but with more sass and snark. They insulted Jules and Julius, broke their stuff, lied to them about their identity, and generally acted like spoiled brats. Perhaps some viewers found this amusing or nostalgic for the time when Macaulay Culkin ruled the box office with his antics, but others may have found it grating or unrealistic.
Another factor that may have influenced the reception of “Twin Sitters” is the soundtrack. The movie features a mix of cheesy pop songs with generic lyrics that match the mood of each scene. The opening credits play over a song called “Twinning”, which repeats lines like “Double your fun / Double your pleasure / Double your muscle / You’re twice as strong”. Later on, there’s a montage of Jules and Julius working out to a song called “Muscle Mania”, which has lyrics like “I am invincible / I am unstoppable / I am a muscle maniac”. Other songs include “Give It Up” (a dance number featuring Cyndi Pass), “Move It On Over” (a country tune used during a car chase), and “The Barbarian Brothers Theme” (which sounds like a cross between Rocky’s theme and Beverly Hills Cop’s theme). The music is not exactly memorable or original, but it does add to the cheesy charm of the movie.
A more subtle factor that may have influenced the appeal of “Twin Sitters” is its portrayal of masculinity and fatherhood. Jules and Julius are not your typical babysitters, as they exude a macho image that contrasts with the nurturing and domestic stereotype associated with childcare. They lift weights, eat protein shakes, watch action movies, and flirt with women while carrying babies or playing games with them. They also teach Lisa and Carrie some self-defense moves and tell them stories about their adventurous past. In a way, they embody a fantasy of what some men may wish to be like – strong, fearless, independent, but also caring and protective toward children. The movie reinforces this message by showing their efforts to rescue the girls from harm as heroic and admirable. It may also appeal to fathers who want to bond with their sons by watching a movie that combines action and comedy with a family-friendly plot.
However, this portrayal also has some problematic aspects that cannot be ignored. For one thing, Jules and Julius often use violence or threats against Santana’s goons without much regard for their lives or safety (or the collateral damage they cause). They punch them in the face, throw them off balconies, shoot at them with guns (albeit loaded with blanks), or set traps for them that could kill them (like electrified water). While these actions are played for laughs, they could be seen as promoting a vigilante mentality that glorifies aggression as a solution to conflicts. Moreover, Jules and Julius don’t seem to learn any lesson from their violent acts or show any remorse for hurting others. They just shrug it off as part of being badass bodybuilders.
Another problematic aspect is the gender roles in the movie. While Lisa and Carrie have some agency as feisty girls who challenge Jules and Julius, they still end up relying on the men to protect them from harm and solve their problems. They are also portrayed as objects of desire for the twins, who ogle them, tease them, and try to kiss them at various points in the movie. While this may be seen as harmless flirting, it could also reinforce gender stereotypes that women are passive and decorative while men are active and dominant. The only female character who has some agency and authority is the aerobics instructor, who shows some skill in martial arts, gives Jules and Julius a run for their money (literally), and mocks their machismo when they boast about fighting. However, her role is limited to a love interest for Jules and Julius rather than a fully developed character with her own arc or goals. She’s basically there to look hot and sassy.
Now that we’ve examined some of the factors that may have influenced the reception of “Twin Sitters”, let’s look at how it has fared over time in terms of critical evaluation, popular appeal, awards recognition, cinematography, editing, special effects, dialogue, production history, gossip, scenes analysis etc.
Just kidding. “Twin Sitters” is not exactly a movie that invites serious analysis or discussion beyond its immediate merits as a low-budget comedy. It was not well-received by critics upon its release (it has a 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes), but it has gained some cult following among fans of nostalgic or cheesy movies who appreciate its campy humor and absurd plot twists. It has also spawned some merchandise like action figures based on Jules and Julius (which are kind of creepy), and inspired other movies like “Double Impact” (1991) where Jean-Claude Van Damme played twin brothers out for revenge.
In conclusion, “Twin Sitters” is a movie that defies conventional logic or expectations. It has a bizarre plot, a weird mix of genres, a cast of unknowns, and a soundtrack that belongs in an 80s workout video. It also has some problematic aspects like violence, misogyny, and stereotyping that may offend some viewers. However, it also has some redeeming qualities like cheesy charm, nostalgic appeal, and absurd humor that may delight others. Ultimately, whether you enjoy “Twin Sitters” or not depends on your tolerance for bad taste and your willingness to suspend disbelief. As a behavioral scientist, I’d say that watching “Twin Sitters” is an intriguing experiment in human psychology that reveals how different people can have vastly different reactions to the same stimulus. But as a moviegoer, I’d say that watching “Twin Sitters” is a guilty pleasure that should be enjoyed with friends and drinks (or protein shakes if you’re into that). Remember: double your fun, double your pleasure, double your headache!
Technical Data
- Runtime : 93
- Release : 1994-10-01
- Genre : Comedy, Family, Thriller
- Cast : Peter Paul as Peter Falcone, David Paul as David Falcone, Christian Cousins as Bradley, Joseph Cousins as Steven, Rena Sofer as Judy
- Crew : Erik Stabenau as Stunts, Mark De Alessandro as Stunts, Irek Hartowicz as Director of Photography, John Thompson as Executive Producer, Charles Wood as Production Design
- Popularity 6.388
- Budget : 0
- Revenue : 0
- Company : Surge Productions Inc.
- Summary : An evil business executive is releasing dangerous toxins and the Barbarian Brothers set out to stop his evil work.
- Tagline : You’re never home alone when you’re a twin!
